ass from a hole in the ground

Someone who is clueless

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by Muncy Reader January 23, 2016

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.

Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

by tipifire September 14, 2006

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

by Jayrod64* November 25, 2016

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

by 13Ronbets May 5, 2016