ashwistic 

an autistic jew

You white, beta male ashwistic bastard, whit guilt, cuck. go to Samuel to want Hitler back

ashwistic by beta hitler420 October 18, 2017

Atheistic Morality

Doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do, not because you want to gain favor with god.

Religious Person: I gave money to charity because god would want me to.

Sane Person: I gave money to charity because some people needed it more than I did.

Religious Person: Why would you help someone for no reason?

Sane Person: it's called Atheistic Morality, learn about it.

Atheistic Morality by rational person July 24, 2012

asstistic 

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

asstistic by oolong August 19, 2006

Assistication 

When you're at a restaurant and you order a main course meal only to find that the size of the dish is too big for you to finish, you ask a friend to assisticate you.

A conjunction of the word "assist" and "mastication".

They finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don't waste your money.

Rebecca: "This burger is the size of my head. Paige, will you assisticate me?"
Paige: "This is too much assistication to ask for."

Assistication by pastrychefsniper January 27, 2010

Atheistic 

Atheistic is the quality of being atheist. That is to believe that there is no god. Though the customary response for many logical thinkers and scientific types it falls prey to the same logic flaws of religion as it is, ultimately, a belief and has neither been proven or dis-proven.

Atheistic person: "look up there!"
Jehova's witness: *looks up at sky "there's nothing up there"
Atheistic person: "Exactly"

Atheistic by Jelly Mason August 8, 2014

Atheistic Buddhism 

The belief that no God or deity exists out of the context of physicality, in the same way a traditional atheist does. The Atheistic Buddhist however does follow the ways of the Buddhist philosophy.

Religious person: Hey! What religion do you believe in?

Atheistic Buddhist: I am a follower of Atheistic Buddhism.

Religious Person: What's that

Atheistic Buddhist: I don't believe in any God or Gods, but I still follow the teachings of Buddhism.

Religious Person: Ah! Interesting!

Atheistic Buddhism by Joe Doe Doe October 24, 2012

Ashtastic

something that is over the top amazing.

i went and saw the new twilight it was so ashtastic

Ashtastic by mini-me-94 November 23, 2010