When you're at a restaurant and you order a main course meal only to find that the size of the dish is too big for you to finish, you ask a friend to assisticate you.
A conjunction of the word "assist" and "mastication".
They finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don't waste your money.
A conjunction of the word "assist" and "mastication".
They finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don't waste your money.
Rebecca: "This burger is the size of my head. Paige, will you assisticate me?"
Paige: "This is too much assistication to ask for."
Paige: "This is too much assistication to ask for."
by pastrychefsniper January 27, 2010
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The process by which you assify something.
The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.
The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.
Thanks for the complete assification of that poster.
Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.
Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.
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the gradual increase in obtaining ass
the gradual increase in obtaining ass
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Bjorn said: dude her ass looks tired
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Bjorn said: dude her ass looks tired
Tommy said: i know thats why i would so like to ASSSTFICATION her
by White_za December 23, 2008
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"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
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