Assistication 

When you're at a restaurant and you order a main course meal only to find that the size of the dish is too big for you to finish, you ask a friend to assisticate you.

A conjunction of the word "assist" and "mastication".

They finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don't waste your money.

Rebecca: "This burger is the size of my head. Paige, will you assisticate me?"
Paige: "This is too much assistication to ask for."

Assistication by pastrychefsniper January 27, 2010

auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

auto-assfistiation by Gornprose August 23, 2017

Assification 

The process by which you assify something.

The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.

Thanks for the complete assification of that poster.

Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.

Assification by XpideR G August 6, 2009

assification 

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass

oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

assification by Thailand sustainable wildcard July 13, 2009

ASSSTFICATION 

sexually assualt ones tired ass with stiff winky without lube

Tommy said: i would like to ASSSTFICATE her
Bjorn said: dude her ass looks tired
Tommy said: i know thats why i would so like to ASSSTFICATION her

ASSSTFICATION by White_za December 23, 2008

Self - Assification 

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

Self - Assification by tomgreene March 4, 2010

asstication 

The act of eating out someone's butthole.

That chick doesn't like to get head, but she loves her some asstication!

asstication by Riferous October 6, 2013