ashopcalypse 

verb,greek origin. An event that transpires wherein shoppers, usually fueled by crazy-low prices, throw regard for human life and personal safety to the wind in an effort to quench their personal desire for the best deal in existence, resulting in miscarried pregnancies, erectile dis-function, internal bleeding, and general bowel chaos.

Target's Day After Thanksgiving sale reigned in the four housewives of the ashopcalypse

ashopcalypse by Benjamin Cook December 29, 2007

asspocalypse 

When diarrhea is violent, it's explosive; An Asspocalypse occurs when Satan himself comes up from the depths of hell, through your colon, and out of your anal orifice in what only can be describe bout of hellish antichrist diarrhea. Explosive is an understatement, and complete loss of consciousness is not uncommon. All it takes is to bring on the asspocalpyse can be as little as one bad burrito from taco bell.

"Did you hear Johnny last night? fuck he had the taco shits!"
"Taco shits? More like asspocalypse."
"I'm not cleaning that shit up"

asspocalypse by SeeEmailAddr August 31, 2005

Athotcalypse 

A global release of pent up sexual depravity, immediately following large scale quarantine.

"Sheesh, John is working out a lot during this quarantine."

"Yea cis, he's getting jacked up for the athotcalypse"

Athotcalypse by Tunachipz April 14, 2020

ASSpocalypse 

Highly drunken and debauched gathering, usually marked by dancing, spontaneous fornication and a high proportion of gay participants.

Wow, sixteen bottles of vodka, four goats, a mirrorball and Carson Kressley - this is turning into a real ASSpocalypse!

ASSpocalypse by SurviveThis March 17, 2009

Ashpocalypse 

Rude and inconsiderate eruption of Icelandic volcano which suspended all air traffic into and out of Northern and Western Europe, in April of 2010, stranding hundreds of thousands of people and costing billions of dollars in damage.

The ashpocalypse has me sleeping in Heathrow for the fifth straight night; it's getting slightly uncomfortable.

Ashpocalypse by majestic-cheese April 19, 2010

Achocalypse 

Jonathan Ross warns the nation the Achocalypse is coming soon when the world will lack of chocolate!

why is there so little chocolate being made?
THE ACHOCALYPSE IS COMING!

Achocalypse by Mikeyboy909 September 26, 2009

achocalypse 

And yea, I saw descend from Heaven a great brown horse; and the brown horse came down to earth with a crisp clopping bumpy motion and burst open in a shower of delicious brown squares; and all the people gathered around were crying hallelujah with chocolate smeared on their faces until the very cracks of doom.

The above was from the Achocalypse of Saint John the Chocoholic.

achocalypse by Fearman May 24, 2008