Athotcalypse 

A global release of pent up sexual depravity, immediately following large scale quarantine.

"Sheesh, John is working out a lot during this quarantine."

"Yea cis, he's getting jacked up for the athotcalypse"

Athotcalypse by Tunachipz April 14, 2020

ashopcalypse 

verb,greek origin. An event that transpires wherein shoppers, usually fueled by crazy-low prices, throw regard for human life and personal safety to the wind in an effort to quench their personal desire for the best deal in existence, resulting in miscarried pregnancies, erectile dis-function, internal bleeding, and general bowel chaos.

Target's Day After Thanksgiving sale reigned in the four housewives of the ashopcalypse

ashopcalypse by Benjamin Cook December 29, 2007

Achocalypse 

Jonathan Ross warns the nation the Achocalypse is coming soon when the world will lack of chocolate!

why is there so little chocolate being made?
THE ACHOCALYPSE IS COMING!

Achocalypse by Mikeyboy909 September 26, 2009

achocalypse 

And yea, I saw descend from Heaven a great brown horse; and the brown horse came down to earth with a crisp clopping bumpy motion and burst open in a shower of delicious brown squares; and all the people gathered around were crying hallelujah with chocolate smeared on their faces until the very cracks of doom.

The above was from the Achocalypse of Saint John the Chocoholic.

achocalypse by Fearman May 24, 2008