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asspocalypse 

When diarrhea is violent, it's explosive; An Asspocalypse occurs when Satan himself comes up from the depths of hell, through your colon, and out of your anal orifice in what only can be describe bout of hellish antichrist diarrhea. Explosive is an understatement, and complete loss of consciousness is not uncommon. All it takes is to bring on the asspocalpyse can be as little as one bad burrito from taco bell.
"Did you hear Johnny last night? fuck he had the taco shits!"
"Taco shits? More like asspocalypse."
"I'm not cleaning that shit up"
asspocalypse by SeeEmailAddr August 31, 2005
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ASSpocalypse 

Highly drunken and debauched gathering, usually marked by dancing, spontaneous fornication and a high proportion of gay participants.
Wow, sixteen bottles of vodka, four goats, a mirrorball and Carson Kressley - this is turning into a real ASSpocalypse!
ASSpocalypse by SurviveThis March 17, 2009

asspocalypse 

Dude I saw asspocalypse video last night.

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!
lesbian apocalypse by mmenewt June 2, 2022

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Porn Apocalypse 

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
Porn Apocalypse by Fore-Site August 22, 2011
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