ashfucker

A person who likes to have sex with the cremated remains of a human being.

You: I herd you have a tiny wang, dude.
Friend: That's not what your mom said last night!
You: My mom's dead, you ashfucker!

by lulzslaev1 December 1, 2010

Antfucker

A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.

The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”

“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”

“Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”

“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”

by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017

Antfucker

Someone who is obsessed with little details; a perfectionist.

Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.

by starfucker08 October 30, 2008

assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

by The Eta April 8, 2009

Assfucker

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.

Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!

by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006

artfucker

similar to in artfag, an artfucker is one who is very involved in art and the local art scene. unlike the word artfag, however, artfucker specifically refers to someone who is arrogant and self-indulgent in making and talking about their art and art in general.

"God, did you hear that artfucker today? She wouldn't stop talking about her own technique!"

"I know, she was terrible! And the way she wouldn't even consider another person's piece."

by deadcatz March 16, 2010