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Antfucker

A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.

The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”
“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”

Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”

“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”
by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017
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Antfucker

Someone who is obsessed with little details; a perfectionist.
Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.
by starfucker08 October 30, 2008
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Antfucker

The dutch version of nitpicker, it quite literally means to fuck an ant. In dutch: miereneuker.
He goes for all the details, hes an antfucker
by Blocks the madd catt May 29, 2018
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assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.
"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."
by The Eta April 8, 2009
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antfuck

"Let's not antfuck about whether you arrived at 7:12 or 7:13; the important thing is that you were late."
by Pure Imaginary May 13, 2005
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auntfucker

NOUN C ● SK UK /ɑ ntˌfʌk.əʳ/ US /æntˌfʌk.ɚ/
ALSO aunt-fucker or aunt fucker

1. (STRONGLY VULGAR, OFFENSIVE) an extremely ungrateful person, a person devoid of gratitude

2. (STRONGLY VULGAR, DEROGATORY) one who breaks the Bro Code, puts dates before mates, or leaves family for their cheap love, especially after their mates have fought with and defended them all the way through, dead or alive

3. (MARKEDLY VULGAR) an extremely intense experience, often but not always negative

4. (TEASINGLY, FRIENDLY, JOKINGLY, VULGAR) a good very close friend or relative

5. (VULGAR, LITERALLY) one who fucks their aunt
1. Jon Snow, you auntfucker! How could you!

2. I can't believe Jon Snow has completely ignored Ghost just like that. What an auntfucker!

3. War is a motherfucker, and the Great War is an auntfucker.

4. You little auntfucker, vomiting is celebrating!

5. You are Aegon Targaryen, true auntfucker of the Seven Kingdoms.
by Tetka Fuker May 11, 2019
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Assfucker

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.
Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!
by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003
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