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Absofuckerlutely 

Describe a situation that you are more that 100% sure.
Davy is an SO, that is bsofuckerlutely obvious.
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absofuckinlutely 

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.
Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!
absofuckinlutely by Batman November 9, 2001

Absofuckinlutely 

A variation of absolutely, typically expressing extreme excitement or disgust.
Bro 1: And what, pray tell, is so bad about a7x?

Bro 2: The fact that they are a7x. C'mon, bro they are absofuckinlutely terrible.
Absofuckinlutely by gogobrofist October 29, 2010

absofuckinlutely 

In "Sex and the City, this is the defining phrase in Big's Character. This is also his last word to Kerry on the last episode, with the exception of his call to her that reveals his real name.
Kerry: Would you like to come up?
Big: Absofuckinlutely!
absofuckinlutely by Ashpuff May 13, 2005

Absofuckinlutely 

A without a doubt affirmative.
So you think I should have stood my ground?

Absofuckinlutely!

Want to go to the game?

Absofuckinlutely!

Would you sleep with that girl/guy?

Absofuckinlutey!
Absofuckinlutely by Loui2012 April 10, 2012

Absofuckinlutely 

May I sit next to you?
ABSOFUCKINLUTELY
Absofuckinlutely by Cat Frazier September 22, 2021

absofuckenloutely 

1.)The most absolute something can be.
2.)A great way to use the F word
Q:Are you going to that party?
A: Absofuckenloutely man
absofuckenloutely by ted marion January 25, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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