Absofuckerlutely 

Describe a situation that you are more that 100% sure.

Davy is an SO, that is bsofuckerlutely obvious.

Absofuckerlutely by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

absofuckinlutely 

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

absofuckinlutely by Batman November 9, 2001

Absofuckinlutely 

A variation of absolutely, typically expressing extreme excitement or disgust.

Bro 1: And what, pray tell, is so bad about a7x?

Bro 2: The fact that they are a7x. C'mon, bro they are absofuckinlutely terrible.

Absofuckinlutely by gogobrofist October 29, 2010

absofuckinlutely 

In "Sex and the City, this is the defining phrase in Big's Character. This is also his last word to Kerry on the last episode, with the exception of his call to her that reveals his real name.

Kerry: Would you like to come up?
Big: Absofuckinlutely!

absofuckinlutely by Ashpuff May 13, 2005

Absofuckinlutely 

A without a doubt affirmative.

So you think I should have stood my ground?

Absofuckinlutely!

Want to go to the game?

Absofuckinlutely!

Would you sleep with that girl/guy?

Absofuckinlutey!

Absofuckinlutely by Loui2012 April 10, 2012

Absofuckinlutely 

Absolute ,for sure

May I sit next to you?
ABSOFUCKINLUTELY

Absofuckinlutely by Cat Frazier September 22, 2021

absofuckenloutely 

1.)The most absolute something can be.
2.)A great way to use the F word

Q:Are you going to that party?
A: Absofuckenloutely man

absofuckenloutely by ted marion January 25, 2009