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ashbourne

a place full of scumbags🤔mostly trouble makers and teenagers who think they’re hard because they smoke🤣🤛🏼“mini finglas
ashbournes a kip
by ashbournesecret🤫 August 20, 2019
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Ashbourne Birds

A girl from ashbourne who drinks every 2 days in the weir and gets gangbanged by 4 fellas for some cocaine
guy 1:this chick is sexy man. guy 2: shes one of them ashbourne birds shes a walking std dont go near that cokehead
by urbansoupgod October 6, 2022
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Ashburnham

A term to describe a female person(s), usually found on the social networking apps yubo or discord.

An Ashburnham is generally a very genuine person (extremely rare for online encounters). Ashburnhams are always unique and special and emit a good vibe at all times.
Damn dude I really love talking to that Ashburnham.

She’s totally an Ashburnham, you can tell because she’s super fucking sweet.
by PORNHUBIANS December 5, 2019
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Ashburn

Ashburn, VA is a town in Loudoun County located between Leesburg and Sterling. The original town was built as a vacation spot for people in Washington, D.C.

But, nobody cares about that...

Today, Ashburn is an upscale planned community with some odd quirks: Despite being built by several developers, every, single, house has the same floorplan. Ashburn homes are rather large, exceeding 4,000 SqFt. Yards around these houses are smaller than the houses themselves and one can easily see into their neighbours' house as they are never more than six feet apart. No place of business is open past midnight in Ashburn, excepting gas stations. This, coupled with the youth of Ashburn's propensity for soft drugs, has caused many a drunk or stoned youth to trek to 7-11 and mill inside for at least a half-hour. Every adult in Ashburn is obsessed with fitness and is compelled to bicycle in the middle of the road regardless of whether trails are paved on both sides.
Out-of-towner: - "I had the hardest time finding your place, every house looks the same around here!"

Ashburn-er - "What do you mean?" "Our's has brick on the front"
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Angry Neighbour: - "I think your son was peeping while I was changing!!!

Confused Mom: - "Our windows almost touch, we can read your newspaper when your curtains aren't drawn; I'm sure it was an accident"
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Stoned Kid: - "Damn, I want a Crunchwrap Supreme!

Drunk Kid: - "Bummer dude, Taco Bell closed at midnight.

Stoned Kid: - "What's open at 1:30?

Drunk Kid: - "IHOP, 7-11...that's it

Stoned Kid: - "Slurpeeeeeeee!!1!"
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Biker: - "Yay!" "I'm biking in the street!!!"

Angry Man in M6: - "What are you doing?" "Go ride the W&OD like everyone else!!!"
by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010
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Airbourne

A kick-ass heavy metal band/hard rock band that will finally save rock music from poser "Post Grunge" like Nickelback
dude 1: Heard of that new Australian band Airbourne?
dude 2: Hell Yeah! Will they save us from that crap that's flooding the active rock stations like Nickelback, Hinder, and Daughtry?
dud 1: Hell YEAH!! \m/-
by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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Airbourne

The most ass kickin' ear rattlin' headbangin' rock band to come out of Australia since AC/DC. Some of their most noted songs include Runnin' Wild, Stand Up for Rock and Roll, Blonde Bad and Beautiful, Raise the Flag and Breakin' Outta Hell. If you like good ol' fashioned Australian hard rock with a new generation flavor, these guys are for you
Guy 1: Hey dude, I have two tickets to see Airbourne tonight, you wanna come?
Guy 2: HELL YEAH! Let's do it!
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
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Ashburn, GA

Little, tiny town with lots of cheap restaurants. Not much to do, everything else is like an half-hour drive. Perfect town to live in if you enjoy quiet. But beware, if you cross the railroad tracks, you have entered the hood. Windows up!
1 "Dude, what town is this???"
2 "I guess it's Ashburn, GA according to the exit sign."
1 "Oh man, I've heard of this place before! Don't go past them railroad tracks or you'll get shot!!"
2 "Thanks for letting me know..."
by LittleGirl69 June 16, 2011
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