ashburned 

A guy who like to have peanut butter parties with K-9s.

Man did you hear that Brent came home and Vito had been ashburned.

ashburned by Peterpanimal October 21, 2015

Ashburnham 

A term to describe a female person(s), usually found on the social networking apps yubo or discord.

An Ashburnham is generally a very genuine person (extremely rare for online encounters). Ashburnhams are always unique and special and emit a good vibe at all times.

Damn dude I really love talking to that Ashburnham.

She’s totally an Ashburnham, you can tell because she’s super fucking sweet.

Ashburnham by PORNHUBIANS December 5, 2019

Ashburn 

Ashburn, VA is a town in Loudoun County located between Leesburg and Sterling. The original town was built as a vacation spot for people in Washington, D.C.

But, nobody cares about that...

Today, Ashburn is an upscale planned community with some odd quirks: Despite being built by several developers, every, single, house has the same floorplan. Ashburn homes are rather large, exceeding 4,000 SqFt. Yards around these houses are smaller than the houses themselves and one can easily see into their neighbours' house as they are never more than six feet apart. No place of business is open past midnight in Ashburn, excepting gas stations. This, coupled with the youth of Ashburn's propensity for soft drugs, has caused many a drunk or stoned youth to trek to 7-11 and mill inside for at least a half-hour. Every adult in Ashburn is obsessed with fitness and is compelled to bicycle in the middle of the road regardless of whether trails are paved on both sides.

Out-of-towner: - "I had the hardest time finding your place, every house looks the same around here!"

Ashburn-er - "What do you mean?" "Our's has brick on the front"
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Angry Neighbour: - "I think your son was peeping while I was changing!!!

Confused Mom: - "Our windows almost touch, we can read your newspaper when your curtains aren't drawn; I'm sure it was an accident"
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Stoned Kid: - "Damn, I want a Crunchwrap Supreme!

Drunk Kid: - "Bummer dude, Taco Bell closed at midnight.

Stoned Kid: - "What's open at 1:30?

Drunk Kid: - "IHOP, 7-11...that's it

Stoned Kid: - "Slurpeeeeeeee!!1!"
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Biker: - "Yay!" "I'm biking in the street!!!"

Angry Man in M6: - "What are you doing?" "Go ride the W&OD like everyone else!!!"

Ashburn by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010

Ashburn, GA 

Little, tiny town with lots of cheap restaurants. Not much to do, everything else is like an half-hour drive. Perfect town to live in if you enjoy quiet. But beware, if you cross the railroad tracks, you have entered the hood. Windows up!

1 "Dude, what town is this???"
2 "I guess it's Ashburn, GA according to the exit sign."
1 "Oh man, I've heard of this place before! Don't go past them railroad tracks or you'll get shot!!"
2 "Thanks for letting me know..."

Ashburn, GA by LittleGirl69 June 16, 2011

Ashburn 

A upper-middle class suburb of Washington D.C. where average income is $130,663 and local kids are known to be addicted to various different drugs due to excessive time and allowances.

"So where you from, ho?"
"Oh well I grew up in Ashburn, I don't know if you know it..."
"Heallz yeah I know it, dat's where all da rich crackers live"
"well... actually...
...yeah"

Ashburn by K. Schulten March 14, 2009

ashbourne 

a place full of scumbags🤔mostly trouble makers and teenagers who think they’re hard because they smoke🤣🤛🏼“mini finglas”

ashbournes a kip

ashbourne by ashbournesecret🤫 August 20, 2019

Ashburn Prowler 

The predator who stalks children on the streets of the wealthy suburb Ashburn.

"Hey, Dakota, did you see that rustle in the bushes?"
"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"

Ashburn Prowler by K. Schulten March 14, 2009