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ashburned by Peterpanimal October 21, 2015
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Ashburnham
A term to describe a female person(s), usually found on the social networking apps yubo or discord.
An Ashburnham is generally a very genuine person (extremely rare for online encounters). Ashburnhams are always unique and special and emit a good vibe at all times.
An Ashburnham is generally a very genuine person (extremely rare for online encounters). Ashburnhams are always unique and special and emit a good vibe at all times.
Damn dude I really love talking to that Ashburnham.
She’s totally an Ashburnham, you can tell because she’s super fucking sweet.
She’s totally an Ashburnham, you can tell because she’s super fucking sweet.
Ashburnham by PORNHUBIANS December 5, 2019
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Ashburn
Ashburn, VA is a town in Loudoun County located between Leesburg and Sterling. The original town was built as a vacation spot for people in Washington, D.C.
But, nobody cares about that...
Today, Ashburn is an upscale planned community with some odd quirks: Despite being built by several developers, every, single, house has the same floorplan. Ashburn homes are rather large, exceeding 4,000 SqFt. Yards around these houses are smaller than the houses themselves and one can easily see into their neighbours' house as they are never more than six feet apart. No place of business is open past midnight in Ashburn, excepting gas stations. This, coupled with the youth of Ashburn's propensity for soft drugs, has caused many a drunk or stoned youth to trek to 7-11 and mill inside for at least a half-hour. Every adult in Ashburn is obsessed with fitness and is compelled to bicycle in the middle of the road regardless of whether trails are paved on both sides.
But, nobody cares about that...
Today, Ashburn is an upscale planned community with some odd quirks: Despite being built by several developers, every, single, house has the same floorplan. Ashburn homes are rather large, exceeding 4,000 SqFt. Yards around these houses are smaller than the houses themselves and one can easily see into their neighbours' house as they are never more than six feet apart. No place of business is open past midnight in Ashburn, excepting gas stations. This, coupled with the youth of Ashburn's propensity for soft drugs, has caused many a drunk or stoned youth to trek to 7-11 and mill inside for at least a half-hour. Every adult in Ashburn is obsessed with fitness and is compelled to bicycle in the middle of the road regardless of whether trails are paved on both sides.
Out-of-towner: - "I had the hardest time finding your place, every house looks the same around here!"
Ashburn-er - "What do you mean?" "Our's has brick on the front"
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Angry Neighbour: - "I think your son was peeping while I was changing!!!
Confused Mom: - "Our windows almost touch, we can read your newspaper when your curtains aren't drawn; I'm sure it was an accident"
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Stoned Kid: - "Damn, I want a Crunchwrap Supreme!
Drunk Kid: - "Bummer dude, Taco Bell closed at midnight.
Stoned Kid: - "What's open at 1:30?
Drunk Kid: - "IHOP, 7-11...that's it
Stoned Kid: - "Slurpeeeeeeee!!1!"
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Biker: - "Yay!" "I'm biking in the street!!!"
Angry Man in M6: - "What are you doing?" "Go ride the W&OD like everyone else!!!"
Ashburn-er - "What do you mean?" "Our's has brick on the front"
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Angry Neighbour: - "I think your son was peeping while I was changing!!!
Confused Mom: - "Our windows almost touch, we can read your newspaper when your curtains aren't drawn; I'm sure it was an accident"
________________________________________________
Stoned Kid: - "Damn, I want a Crunchwrap Supreme!
Drunk Kid: - "Bummer dude, Taco Bell closed at midnight.
Stoned Kid: - "What's open at 1:30?
Drunk Kid: - "IHOP, 7-11...that's it
Stoned Kid: - "Slurpeeeeeeee!!1!"
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Biker: - "Yay!" "I'm biking in the street!!!"
Angry Man in M6: - "What are you doing?" "Go ride the W&OD like everyone else!!!"
Ashburn by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010
Ashburn, GA
Little, tiny town with lots of cheap restaurants. Not much to do, everything else is like an half-hour drive. Perfect town to live in if you enjoy quiet. But beware, if you cross the railroad tracks, you have entered the hood. Windows up!
1 "Dude, what town is this???"
2 "I guess it's Ashburn, GA according to the exit sign."
1 "Oh man, I've heard of this place before! Don't go past them railroad tracks or you'll get shot!!"
2 "Thanks for letting me know..."
2 "I guess it's Ashburn, GA according to the exit sign."
1 "Oh man, I've heard of this place before! Don't go past them railroad tracks or you'll get shot!!"
2 "Thanks for letting me know..."
Ashburn, GA by LittleGirl69 June 16, 2011
Ashburn
A upper-middle class suburb of Washington D.C. where average income is $130,663 and local kids are known to be addicted to various different drugs due to excessive time and allowances.
"So where you from, ho?"
"Oh well I grew up in Ashburn, I don't know if you know it..."
"Heallz yeah I know it, dat's where all da rich crackers live"
"well... actually...
...yeah"
"Oh well I grew up in Ashburn, I don't know if you know it..."
"Heallz yeah I know it, dat's where all da rich crackers live"
"well... actually...
...yeah"
Ashburn by K. Schulten March 14, 2009
Ashburn Prowler
"Hey, Dakota, did you see that rustle in the bushes?"
"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"
"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"
Ashburn Prowler by K. Schulten March 14, 2009
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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