A term to describe a female person(s), usually found on the social networking apps yubo or discord.

An Ashburnham is generally a very genuine person (extremely rare for online encounters). Ashburnhams are always unique and special and emit a good vibe at all times.

Damn dude I really love talking to that Ashburnham.

She’s totally an Ashburnham, you can tell because she’s super fucking sweet.

Ashburnham by PORNHUBIANS December 5, 2019

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Ashburn

Ashburn, VA is a town in Loudoun County located between Leesburg and Sterling. The original town was built as a vacation spot for people in Washington, D.C.

But, nobody cares about that...

Today, Ashburn is an upscale planned community with some odd quirks: Despite being built by several developers, every, single, house has the same floorplan. Ashburn homes are rather large, exceeding 4,000 SqFt. Yards around these houses are smaller than the houses themselves and one can easily see into their neighbours' house as they are never more than six feet apart. No place of business is open past midnight in Ashburn, excepting gas stations. This, coupled with the youth of Ashburn's propensity for soft drugs, has caused many a drunk or stoned youth to trek to 7-11 and mill inside for at least a half-hour. Every adult in Ashburn is obsessed with fitness and is compelled to bicycle in the middle of the road regardless of whether trails are paved on both sides.

Out-of-towner: - "I had the hardest time finding your place, every house looks the same around here!"

Ashburn-er - "What do you mean?" "Our's has brick on the front"
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Angry Neighbour: - "I think your son was peeping while I was changing!!!

Confused Mom: - "Our windows almost touch, we can read your newspaper when your curtains aren't drawn; I'm sure it was an accident"
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Stoned Kid: - "Damn, I want a Crunchwrap Supreme!

Drunk Kid: - "Bummer dude, Taco Bell closed at midnight.

Stoned Kid: - "What's open at 1:30?

Drunk Kid: - "IHOP, 7-11...that's it

Stoned Kid: - "Slurpeeeeeeee!!1!"
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Biker: - "Yay!" "I'm biking in the street!!!"

Angry Man in M6: - "What are you doing?" "Go ride the W&OD like everyone else!!!"

Ashburn by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010

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Ashburn, GA

Little, tiny town with lots of cheap restaurants. Not much to do, everything else is like an half-hour drive. Perfect town to live in if you enjoy quiet. But beware, if you cross the railroad tracks, you have entered the hood. Windows up!

1 "Dude, what town is this???"
2 "I guess it's Ashburn, GA according to the exit sign."
1 "Oh man, I've heard of this place before! Don't go past them railroad tracks or you'll get shot!!"
2 "Thanks for letting me know..."

Ashburn, GA by LittleGirl69 June 16, 2011

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ashburned

A guy who like to have peanut butter parties with K-9s.

Man did you hear that Brent came home and Vito had been ashburned.

ashburned by Peterpanimal October 21, 2015

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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