asalt 

To assault somebody by throwing salt at them.

Jim asalted Bobby with pretzel salt.

asalt by Webby September 26, 2005

ASalt 

A fortnite god, and a god in general.

ASalt kinda hot, no homo...

ASalt by G E O G R A P H Y November 17, 2019

analtoaster 

A popular meme page on Instagram created by Tory Shay. The main draw of the page was the interactions by the admin to her followers that made the account feel personal. The page has since been sold to another content creator who now currently runs the account. The page has been highly criticized since the changing, citing lazy admin, boring memes, ban happy admin etc.

Person 1: Analtoaster sucks since Tory left
Person 2: yeah, the current admin blocks everybody that criticizes her

analtoaster by Mike Wasowski101 October 14, 2019

Asal

Asal is a caring and, loving girl. She would do anything for her loved ones. Super cool! Full of great humour. Lives for the night. Doesn’t express her feelings and emotions to a lot of people. Rarely. Shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is the coolest person you will ever meet. She doesn’t make a lot of close eye contact with random people. Though when she does look into your eyes it feels like your looking into the most unique and extraordinary eyes. When it sparkles in the sun you will notice a thousands of colours. That will melt your heart.

Kimberly: Hey wanna go to the party?
Logan: Sure! Let’s ask Asal if she would like to come too.

Asal by Lumpy potatoe24 January 3, 2018

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.

"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

Mustafa Camel Analtürk by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022

Analtoots 

When you receive anal, and then she farts on your dick.

Dude last night night I gave Julia anal and she gave analtoots and now my dick smells like farts.

Analtoots by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017

asantewa 

A gorgeous young lass who thrives on everything that life throws at her. She is beautiful, smart and a pleasure to look at...for days. She has beautiful hair, somewhat asymmetrical to emphasize her inner longing to be different from all else. Has an ass of a goddess and eyes of an angel, if that angel were a product of intergalactic coitus between gaseous Saturn rings and Niagara falls!

She would rather be an amazing social worker than pursue a lucrative law career. She has her blonde moments, but is not afraid to laugh at her own self. Seeing her face brightens up a room full of gloom.

I would really want to have asantewa as my wife

asantewa by Thatrandombadass July 4, 2015