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A form of sexual assult and hainous type of a sexual crime were fear will be left in the mind of the victim Wapping your cock out and beating them in the face while splurging your cum all over them while they scream stop!
Oh bro! I totally used my dick as a bat across this missus face creamed all over her while she screamed in fear for her life! Asalty that bitch!
Asalty by Autumfall94 August 21, 2022
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a salty surprise

A bust of a nut
I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night
a salty surprise by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017
Asalya is a strong unique girl who doesn’t care about anyone she does it her way she can be selfish if she doesn’t like you, she is known by a lot of people and has a lot of friends if you are her enemy you better not through dirties at her or she will bash you, people get jealous of her sometimes for having and doing something they can’t/don’t if your on her good side and her friend don’t lose her. She is a really protective friend as well
Hey have you seen Asalya

“Yh she’s so hot”
Asalya by Aliayh June 16, 2019

A Salty Snail 

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.
Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

A Salty Banana

A way of describing a person who is a complete dickhead that gets really salty
Yesterday , I was playing overwatch with my friends and we met this dude who is acting like A Salty Banana.
A Salty Banana by Fresherowl May 22, 2018
To assault somebody by throwing salt at them.
Jim asalted Bobby with pretzel salt.
asalt by Webby September 26, 2005

pulling a salty 

Pulling a salty is leaving a call right after you join, just like salty.
(user x being called)
(user x joined)
User Y: Hey X, how you doing?
(user x left)
User Y: Damn my bro is pulling a salty.
pulling a salty by clsslc May 19, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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