arsefan

a fan used to keep ones arse cool during the summer months

my arse is sweating! go get the arsefan!

by pleb dude January 28, 2004

arsebandit

a arsebandit is somebody that loves anal, commenly used at a unsult

dude, seen him over there? he's a arsebandit.

by ec,mrijidjkjvkli549809 January 12, 2010

ArseBandit

Someone who is Homoerotic, or takes it up the exit hole.

Oliver you are such an arsebandit, go away you prick.

by RB November 28, 2003

Arsefacey

A small town on the Isle of Man. Named #42 in the 2012 Crap Towns Roundup, just above Fucksgrove.

"I hate being from Arsefacey" "Could be worse, you could be a Fucksgrove guy"

by roadworks May 3, 2013

arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

Keith Arsewank

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America

That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith

by Artijoke March 30, 2023