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arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye
You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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arsecandle

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
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arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
by JB October 25, 2003
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arsecandles

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"
by antony December 17, 2004
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