arsecandle 

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

arsecandle by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsecandle 

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

arsecandle by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

arsecandle 

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

arsecandle by JB October 25, 2003

Arselander 

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

Arselander by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

arse candle 

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

arse candle by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003

Arselander 

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

Arselander by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

asscandle by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003