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Arsefacey 

A small town on the Isle of Man. Named #42 in the 2012 Crap Towns Roundup, just above Fucksgrove.
"I hate being from Arsefacey" "Could be worse, you could be a Fucksgrove guy"
Arsefacey by roadworks May 3, 2013
Words you can keep
Character from the Preacher comics by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon (Vertigo DC).
When his hero Kurt Cobain committed suicide, Sheriff Hugo Root's son shot himself in the face with a shotgun.
The suicide attempt failed though, and the reconstructive surgery left the boy with a large wrinkly hole in his face.
As Proinsias Cassidy the Irish Vampire put it, "that fella's got a face like an arse!", and so the boy adopted the name for himself and soon became a rock icon with the help of record producer Gene Sergeant (who later screwed him and ran off with the money).
"Uh uhm Uhfuh!" (I am Arseface)
arseface by Michael S May 6, 2004
a person who has an anus for a face
hey luke you fuckin arseface close the bastard door
arseface by NemeSiS May 15, 2003
Word invented by the American band Fall Out boy. This word is used in the song "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arse Face". They used this word to make fun out of themselves and their fans beceause they think their faces look like arses.
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
(Now you)
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
(Wear out the groove)
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
(Sing out loud)
This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arseface
(Oh, oh)
This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arseface
arseface by Assmaster J December 27, 2008
A boy from Preacher-comics. He tried to kill himself with a shotgun because his idol died. The attempt failed and now his face does not look the most appealing.
Arseface is my hero!
Arseface by Jusal January 27, 2006
A Super human being from leeds with the sweetest smelling man choad and an incredibly large penii(yes he has two)
Woah, look, its arseFACE, ive just cum!
arseface by MrPetts October 18, 2003
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