armih 

Armih is a hot way to Armin.

Armihh

husband

armih by armin's wife March 5, 2021

Armin Arlert 

A being smarter than everyone and everything

Boy1: That guys a real Armin Arlert.
Boy2: I know right

Armin Arlert by Pixies November 15, 2014

Armchair Expert 

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

Armchair Expert by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Armchair Columbo

A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.

Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)

Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree

They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction

Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo

Armchair Columbo by DutchCappedCrusader January 16, 2014

armchair psychopath 

A person who fantasizes about damaging others and satisfying only himself from the comfort of his own living room.

He may be an armchair psychopath because all he ever watches are those gritty, violence-laden crime shows on television.

armchair psychopath by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2018

Armchair General 

That one dipshit on reddit that always comments on military related threads acting like they know what they are talking about because they watched Top Gun, played Call Of Duty 4 and War Thunder. Usually bashing the F-35.

I've played war thunder and once read an article on Aviation.com about the F-35, and trust me and my advanced experience, the F-35 is the worse plane ever made and can be shot down by a biplane.

Shut the fuck up, you're an Armchair General, you stupid neckbeard.

Armchair General by slippery slope January 18, 2015

Arihant 

The perfect example of a trustworthy, reliable and exemplary individual who believes in working with others towards paving a way forward.

Arihant Jain is the perfect candidate for this years academic secretary elections

Arihant by Oxforddixtionary July 10, 2020