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The Big Aristotle 

Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!
The Big Aristotle by dberto April 3, 2009

aristotle tax 

A cost paid by childless people that subsidises the children of others.
Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again
aristotle tax by Juddles October 7, 2018

aristotelis 

aristotelis is a very cool person, sexy, hawt, tall, with brown hair and brown eyes, super nice, loves anime, especially dio uwu. aristotelis is so hawt that by one look at you, you want to have his children. his smile is so beautiful and those lips. MMMMM those lips
aristotelis: existing

me: please god, let me have aristote's children, i want to marry him. he is so nice and so sexy please god
aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

aristomenis 

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aristomenis:
There lived a certain man in Sfakia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Xaniwtika chicks he was such a lovely dear
aristomenis by e jojo pw February 17, 2021
Perhaps the greatest philosopher of his time, and surely one the greatest philosophers of all time. Aristotle was alive in Greece from 384-322 B.C.

Aristotle is well remembered for his development of "logic." Do note that he did not (obviously) invent logic, however greatly influenced its progression.
His format on which he based his logic was used for centuries after his death -- and much is still echoed even today.

Specifically, Aristotle produced provocative arguments and commentaries centering around humanity and human functions. Among them: the singular lifestyle that, if adopted plurally, would yield true and sustained happiness to all -- forever. However, after hearing a lecture on the subject, you truly need not look any further than the utopias and dystopias illustrated throughout literature, such as in "The Giver" or "Brave New World." Aristotle's philosophy on 'true happiness,' perhaps original for its time, has become almost as common as a cliche' and just as easily passed off as "wishful thinking."

However, the beauty of logic is that it never actually needs to be congruent with realism.
Aristotle said:
"The individual, when isolated, is not self-sufficing, and therefore he is like a part in relation to the whole. But whoever is unable to live in society, or who has no need of it because he is sufficienct for himself, must be either a beast or a god."
aristotle by HB <3 SA May 4, 2006