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Perhaps the greatest philosopher of his time, and surely one the greatest philosophers of all time. Aristotle was alive in Greece from 384-322 B.C.

Aristotle is well remembered for his development of "logic." Do note that he did not (obviously) invent logic, however greatly influenced its progression.
His format on which he based his logic was used for centuries after his death -- and much is still echoed even today.

Specifically, Aristotle produced provocative arguments and commentaries centering around humanity and human functions. Among them: the singular lifestyle that, if adopted plurally, would yield true and sustained happiness to all -- forever. However, after hearing a lecture on the subject, you truly need not look any further than the utopias and dystopias illustrated throughout literature, such as in "The Giver" or "Brave New World." Aristotle's philosophy on 'true happiness,' perhaps original for its time, has become almost as common as a cliche' and just as easily passed off as "wishful thinking."

However, the beauty of logic is that it never actually needs to be congruent with realism.
Aristotle said:
"The individual, when isolated, is not self-sufficing, and therefore he is like a part in relation to the whole. But whoever is unable to live in society, or who has no need of it because he is sufficienct for himself, must be either a beast or a god."
aristotle by HB <3 SA May 4, 2006
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A man who wrote philosophical texts that are now used to make college undergraduate philosophy majors suffer intensely.
Aristotle: "...if, however, something comes to be F from being G, where G is opposite to F and G does not remain, we speak in both ways, saying both that something comes to be F from being G and that the G comes to be F..."

Philosophy Major: "I would rather castrate myself than finish this paragraph."
A philosopher who invented subjects that are making students in high school and college work their asses off and suffer like slaves.
Someone needs to invent a time machine to punish Aristotle by spanking his ass.
Aristotle by AdomC May 15, 2016
Stand up cool, intelligent guy, logical at all times
Wow, that guy is totally Aristotle.
Aristotle by ZenaSh November 15, 2018
Very reliable and they never complain no matter how much you vent, Excellent minecraft buddy, Expect a ton of cat memes
“Dhdhdhdhdss” Quote by: Aristotle
Aristotle by anonymous May 15, 2022
An Aristotle is a guy who loves chess, frisbees, and the song “It’s Bedtime.” They tend to have long hair but they never really know how to style it so it’s always messy. They’re cocky and usually think they’re the best outa the pack. When it’s cold outside they never wear a sweatshirt as they think they’re better than everyone else. Sometimes an Aristotle will ask you if you want something, but will then say “it doesn’t matter i wasn’t gonna give you it anyway” or “oh well I don’t have it.”
N/A: “I just saw and Aristotle not wearing a jacket.”
Aristotle by someonerandon February 23, 2023
Aristotle was a jackass. I'm going to invent a time-machine and spank him.
aristotle by JAJop December 28, 2005