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Aristotect 

An asshole architect who thinks he/she is superior to all others on a project. Aristotects can be distinguished by their unusual, usually thick, black-rimmed glasses and their great effort to look out of place (i.e.: wearing 4" stilettos during a Construction site review)

Aristotects commonly drive Land Rover Discoveries, "for when they have to visit the site", despite the fact they they always park in a paved parking lot and are transported to the actual project site via a small golf cart or other vehicle.
"That architect bitch just won't leave us alone. She's not even my boss and she still tells me what to do, what an aristotect."
Aristotect by PaBe December 9, 2008
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aristotect 

An asshole architect who thinks he/she is superior to all others on a project. Aristotects can be distinguished by their unusual, usually thick, black-rimmed glasses and their great effort to look out of place (i.e.: wearing 4" stilettos during a Construction site review)

Aristotects commonly drive Land Rover Discoveries, "for when they have to visit the site", despite the fact they they always park in a paved parking lot and are transported to the actual project site via a small golf cart or other vehicle.
John: That building looks like shit.
Sally: Yeah, I told that to the architect and she said that we are just too uncultured to understand the design.
John: What an aristotect.
aristotect by PaBe November 30, 2006

aristotelis 

aristotelis is a very cool person, sexy, hawt, tall, with brown hair and brown eyes, super nice, loves anime, especially dio uwu. aristotelis is so hawt that by one look at you, you want to have his children. his smile is so beautiful and those lips. MMMMM those lips
aristotelis: existing

me: please god, let me have aristote's children, i want to marry him. he is so nice and so sexy please god
aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

aristotelis 

Aristotelis is a guy with long dark brown hair, stunning brown eyes, a very beautiful smile, great sense of humour, one of the greatest friends you could ever have, if you know an aristotelis, definitely try to keep him close. He also likes anime, especially dio. He is a very nice person and you should be wishing you had an aristotelis in your life
Aristotelis: existing

Me: OMAIGAD
aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

aristotelis 

aristotelis is a very funny guy, with long borwn hair, brown eyes and definitely loves anime. He has a very contagious smile, a lot fun to be around. If you know an aristoteli you are very lucky, if you dont, go find one RIGHT KNOW. aristotelis is very tall, with a great sense of humor, and loves dio. aristotelis is one of the sexiest man alive, just one look and he makes you want to have his children. the best bf ever
aristotelis: its my birthday today

me: buying him dio stuff to make him fall in love with me because he is so great and hawt and i want to have his children
aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

Aristotwat 

An individual who is very uppity who still manages to be a twat
Damn. He is such an aristotwat
Aristotwat by Matman1984 December 8, 2015

aristote 

Most Aristotes tend to make you feel extremely loved, treasured and special - however only until he gets what he wants with you. (sex) Aristotes usually have massive cocks. Aristotes are strong and not someone to fuck around with. Don't get too attached to him, he will break your heart.
Girl: Aristote makes me feel special.

Girl2: he only wants p*ssy, remember that.
aristote by Experiance with Aristotes February 21, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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