aristotelis 

aristotelis is a very cool person, sexy, hawt, tall, with brown hair and brown eyes, super nice, loves anime, especially dio uwu. aristotelis is so hawt that by one look at you, you want to have his children. his smile is so beautiful and those lips. MMMMM those lips

aristotelis: existing

me: please god, let me have aristote's children, i want to marry him. he is so nice and so sexy please god

aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

aristotelis 

Aristotelis is a guy with long dark brown hair, stunning brown eyes, a very beautiful smile, great sense of humour, one of the greatest friends you could ever have, if you know an aristotelis, definitely try to keep him close. He also likes anime, especially dio. He is a very nice person and you should be wishing you had an aristotelis in your life

Aristotelis: existing

Me: OMAIGAD

aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

aristotelis 

aristotelis is a very funny guy, with long borwn hair, brown eyes and definitely loves anime. He has a very contagious smile, a lot fun to be around. If you know an aristoteli you are very lucky, if you dont, go find one RIGHT KNOW. aristotelis is very tall, with a great sense of humor, and loves dio. aristotelis is one of the sexiest man alive, just one look and he makes you want to have his children. the best bf ever

aristotelis: its my birthday today

me: buying him dio stuff to make him fall in love with me because he is so great and hawt and i want to have his children

aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

Aristotelis 

Is a big ol' discord creep who studies creeping out and kind of woman or child. A man who loves a child yet can't be near them. A man who is not allowed 10 miles near a school or orphanage. A man of pure, raw, gay sexual energy.

Dude-ass: Bro quit acting like that around my daughters, your pulling an Aristotelis.

Aristotelis by Le Penios January 1, 2022

aristotlistic 

When u sound like a philosopher.

ZomgIMhot: lyk omg hi
ZOmGimcool: lyk hi
ZomgIMhot: lyk lol
ZOmGimcool: omg that iz lyk sooo aristotlistic!
ZomgIMhot: Zomg wtf thats lyk 6 syllables!

aristotlistic by eric von douchebag June 24, 2008

Aristotling 

The act of pretentiously explaining a subject one knows little or insufficiently about. This is typically committed in uniformed organizations such as the military, where commanders are more inclined to demonstrate the superiority of his own knowledge in desperation, to effect retention on his command legitimacy, where possibly inadequately qualified for.

Private Jim: Sir, Wouldn't carrying out this mission risk breaking the international law on conflict?
Warrant Officer Encik: acturry, the uniided nations since long long time ago since ancient rome allowed using shotguns since it was necessary to protect them from the nazis in the war
Private Jim: ...
Private John to Private Jim: Don't bother Jim, he's aristotling again
Private Jim: Knew it
Warrant Officer Encik was aristotling since he spoke confidently on a subject he knew little about, risking lying to protect his legitimacy of command over Private Jim. This is evident in how the U.N. came into existence in 1945, far after Ancient Rome had collapsed, and in how shotguns were only invented in the 19th Century, far after Ancient Rome had collapsed in 476 AD/CE, and most evidently in how the Nazis were engaged in war only in the 1940s, far after Ancient Rome siezed to exist in 476 AD/CE.

Aristotling by coloneldogface January 11, 2020

aristomenis 

ar ar aristomenis

aristomenis:
There lived a certain man in Sfakia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Xaniwtika chicks he was such a lovely dear

aristomenis by e jojo pw February 17, 2021