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aristo-brat 

a rich kid who's really snotty, bitchy, and flashes her money around alot.
Georgina: Oh, look, I found 50000 in my purse. Oh look, it's my Lamborghini waiting for me! Oh, Rachel, don't come any closer; you might spill 'commoner' on my Gucci and Dior.

Rachel: Georgina is an aristo-brat. She's so bitchy and horrible.
Tia: She threw her Coke bottle at me. Threw!
aristo-brat by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011
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aristobrat 

A combination of two words: "aristocrat" and "brat", meaning a
spoilt aristocrat, a wealthy and stubborn person. Derogatory.

First mentioned in the film "Hitch".
Bud 1: Jon stole the Ferrari of his father and cross every trafic red light in the way to school.
Bud 2: He's a fucking aristobrat!
aristobrat by etzelet November 3, 2011

anarcho-aristocrat 

One that opposes the prevailing status quo and the decline of modern society. Similar to Friedrich Nietzsche's concept of übermensch, it is able to give itself authority based on a higher transcendental inner law.

It is against the Modern State and the Bourgeois Liberal State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
The anarcho-aristocrat is truly a superior metaphysical type of man, heroic, intellectual and, above all, spiritually noble.
anarcho-aristocrat by tradical September 7, 2022

Aristocrats 

Noble class believed to be breeding only between themselves and thus slowly degenerating.
They are the target of the famous "The Aristocrats" joke told by many stand-up comedians.
So the term can be used for people supposed to have pervert sex with their family members and family animals in the most disgusting ways one can imagine.
I hope there is no reincarnation. I wouldn't like to become the dog of those aristocrats living next door.
Aristocrats by Lord Hoven April 11, 2008

the aristocrats

Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies "the aristocrats."
"That doesn't make any fucking sense. Why is 'the aristocrats' funny?"
the aristocrats by Shurloque Homnes January 25, 2005

aristocrat 

A member of the ruling class; a very posh person.
Aristocrats are very easy to identify - the men look like inbred halfwits and the women look like horses.
Hated by everyone, even only slightly less posh people.
Charles is an aristocrat, as is Camay or Camisole or whatever her name is. Soon we will all be their subjects.
aristocrat by cactuscat September 15, 2006

The Aristocrats

A joke known mainly among comedians. It is a joke that anyone can make their own. The joke goes as follows: A family goes to a talent agency and asks if they may perform. The talent agent asks what the act is, the family replies (this is where the presenter of the joke may put whatever he/she pleases into it. Usually very disgusting). The talent agent is shocked and asks what the act is and the family replies: The Aristocrats.
The middle is meant to be the funniest and usually involves bestiallity, necrofelia, incest, feces, urine, and other kinds of filth. I guess you could say the point of the joke is to see who can make it the most disgusting.
Heres my shot at making it truly disturbing: A family walks into a talent agency wanting to perform their act. The talent agent asks what the act is and they reply: "First my wife and I get naked and proceed to have sex, i then shit in her mouth and make her suck my dick, I then fuck her again and lick the reminents of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. Then i cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. I catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it hole. Then my daughter comes in and i fuck her in the ass while i suck my sons dick. While this is going on my wife starts banging my father and mother. I then fuck my mother and father while my wife fucks my kids. Then I blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. Then the dog comes in and i fuck it too. I then kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. We all join in the blood orgy and piss on one another. We shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. Then we dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. We then jump in the pool and bang the hell out of eachother. I chop off my wifes boobs and she cuts off my dick, she sucks my stump and eats my balls. Then 3 midgets standing on eachothers heads come in and we kill them and add them to the pool. We slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the audience. Then i smash my wife's head with a sledge hammer and cover the audience with her brains gallagher style. We take a bow and leave." The Talent agent says: "Holy shit! whats the act called?" the family replies: " The Aristocrats!".......Try and get to sleep tonight now!
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