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aristocratic 

adjective
1.
of or relating to government by an aristocracy.
2.
belonging to or favoring the aristocracy.
3.
characteristic of an aristocrat; having the manners, values, or qualities associated with the aristocracy:
aristocratic bearing; aristocratic snobbishness.
4.
elegant or stylish in appearance and behavior
While agate could likely be acquired much more cheaply, aristocratic Romans were serious about their agate.
aristocratic by Neruats December 29, 2016
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Aristocratic Hot-Carl

The act of expelling feces into a clean white silk glove and then slapping someone across the face with it.
Queen Elizabeth: Take that you Scoundrel! *Aristocratic Hot-Carl*

Nigel: My Word!

aristocratic sadness

when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.
"wagwan whats up your ass today?"

"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"

"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"

Aristocratic Movement 

It is a philosophical movement to confront the system and the establishment to restore the aristocracy to the status quo.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
Aristocratic Movement is the beginning of the reconquest. Unlike contemporary think-tanks, it is focused on praxis.
Aristocratic Movement by tradical September 7, 2022

Aristocratic Revolution 

A movement to transform the status quo to an aristocratic society, aiming at an organic state without the current bourgeois evils:
democracy, capitalism, liberalism, socialism, communism, fascism, nationalism, anarchism, progressivism, feminism, globalization, market technology, racism, left-right wing dichotomy, economism, organized religions, ecumenism, materialism, gay rights, statism, republicanism , atheism, human rights, totalitarianism, consumerism, humanism, modernism, abortion, international financial system and technocracy.
The Aristocratic Revolution is the only way out of today's chaos.

Aristocratic socialist 

sanctmonious prig
Anyone that calls themselves an Aristocratic socialist is really calling themselves a sanctmonious prig

aristocratic state 

In a world devastated by liberal-bourgeois materialist values, a group of aristocrats will rise up to safeguard their people through a provisional state (mutatis mutandis) replacing Liberal Democracy, reestablishing the authority and order of organic society. Fine arts, spirituality, moral values, high culture, honor, virtue, the intrinsic value of work, discipline, full human ontological development (moral, intellectual, emotional, spiritual and physical) will be reborn.
The aristocratic state will combat chaos through the becoming of the cosmos.
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