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argoth
At goth. A group of goths who stand outside Argos in Stirling dancing to Thomas the Tank Engine and biting anyone that walks past. Usually seen drowned in black clothes chains and gas masks
argoth by Argothhunter2 January 29, 2016
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argotist
When Frank starts talking politics he can be a bit of an argotist- always throwing out words like 'neocons', 'PACs', and 'the 1%'. It's like he's speaking a foreign language.
argotist by DittoMorph September 2, 2012
Argot
A secret or made-up language/code used by various groups, such as schoolmates, outlaws, colleagues, gay people, etc. to prevent outsiders from understanding their conversations. Typically considered a slang or a variation of style on an already existing language.
Some examples include: Nadsat, Eggy language, cockney rhyming, and pig latin.
Some examples include: Nadsat, Eggy language, cockney rhyming, and pig latin.
Argot by Rach the Weirdo January 4, 2019
Argoy
Argoy by TowMeister May 13, 2005
argoth
A group known to spit racist, sexist and offensive slurs at passers by, these cancerous human beings are commonly seen outside Argos in Stirling, Scotland. Argoth's usually start off their day by waking up to "Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance, and crying for 3 hours, this is all before they spend the rest of their day outside of Argos (drinking and smoking), until they either migrate to Kings Park, or the suitably placed McDonald's.
argoth by ArgothDestroyer July 6, 2016
Argoyle
Argoyle by Hermathecles January 11, 2020
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