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to get so drunk, you don't remember the night before.
'Hey, what did you get up to last night?'

"not sure, i got completely arbuckled!'
arbuckled by karmaniaa November 10, 2010
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Sneaky Arbuckle 

An act done during fornication in attempts to engage in anal sex in which the male knowingly slips his penis out of the woman's vagina and reinserts it into her anus and claims the action was done by mistake to avoid consequences if his attempt is unwelcome.
1. Dude I went for anal sex last night and I got it for about 2 seconds until she freaked out. She would have been more pissed about my attempt but I pulled the Sneaky Arbuckle.

2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Sneaky Arbuckle.
Sneaky Arbuckle by Johnny 55 February 19, 2011

Jon Arbuckle

The worst person ever. He does not respect wamen and he abuses his animals. STOP THIS MONSTER!!!!
NO ARBUKLE
Sally: oh my god rthat guy is so rude
Jananana: Yeah hes a Jon Arbuckle for sure!!!!!!!
Jon Arbuckle by Andres's January 30, 2019

fatty arbuckle 

popular vaudville comedian, famous for his trial in which he was accused of raping an actress with a beer bottle and crushing her to death with his weight. during the trial it became apparent he didnt do anything like that, and today it is almost universally agreed that it was just hearsay and untrue. while popular for his silent films earlier, he was hated due to the rumor after the trial, and fell into drinking. he had a few roles and movies after the trial and tumble, but was found dead soon after. it is a sad, sad story, and Fatty's legacy is often overshadowed by his name, trial, and other comedians of the day, such as Groucho Marx.
Fatty was a good man! a very good man!

Rusty arbuckle 

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest
That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!
Rusty arbuckle by S LeVade April 28, 2023

Arbuckling 

The process of living or spending some time alone in an existential haze of loneliness, anxiety, melancholy, and apathy punctuated by flashes of enthusiasm and glee that may or may not seem pathetic in retrospect. It can be enjoyable in short doses as a means of recharging after too much time around people, but too much of it will probably drive you three-quarters crazy. Talking to your cat(s) is a given, if you have any.
1. "Hey, have you ever read 'Garfield Minus Garfield?' That's like the composite example of Arbuckling."

2. "-What are you going to do this weekend?"

"-Gosh, I think I should just spend some time Arbuckling."
Arbuckling by Black Oslo June 18, 2009

Bayley Arbuckle 

the best person ever. subscribed to pewds and is definitely super hot. they have an amazing soul mate whos absolutely gorgeous and has over 5000 wives. she is the kindest person ever and deserves all the breadsticks in the entire world. she has loads of friends and probably is best friends with a Scarlett.
Omg, ur so freaking amazing! you must be the Bayley Arbuckle ive heard about!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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