Arbuckling

The process of living or spending some time alone in an existential haze of loneliness, anxiety, melancholy, and apathy punctuated by flashes of enthusiasm and glee that may or may not seem pathetic in retrospect. It can be enjoyable in short doses as a means of recharging after too much time around people, but too much of it will probably drive you three-quarters crazy. Talking to your cat(s) is a given, if you have any.

1. "Hey, have you ever read 'Garfield Minus Garfield?' That's like the composite example of Arbuckling."

2. "-What are you going to do this weekend?"

"-Gosh, I think I should just spend some time Arbuckling."

by Black Oslo June 18, 2009

Arbuckling

The act of using a tooth pick to eat corn out of freshly secreted coils of feces while wearing a fat suit.

That twisted secretion eating butt monkey really enjoys his arbuckling!

by Fecal Freakal November 11, 2009

Arbuckling

Masturbating while pooping.

My mom walked in on me arbuckling, that was awkward.

by Donny Doobie October 6, 2015