appleglom

The way Apple collects bits of personal information, one tiny piece at a time, and adds it to your profile.

All my data has been appleglommed already.

appleglom by arkansas polyglot November 4, 2021

Applelonia Smiff 

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

Applelonia Smiff by Cheena September 26, 2007

Applegummy 

n.
1. A delicious heart-shaped chewy gummy flavored with real apple juice. Made by Kasugai Seika co. in Japan.

2. An random exclamation, perfect because it is just so random.

1. I heard Wegmans sells those applegummies.

2. Applegummy!!!!!

Applegummy by Zaraen December 13, 2005

applectomy 

A medical condition in which prolonged usage of Apple technology results in degenerative brain diseases. Applectomy is subsequently branched into a wide variety of symptomatic illnesses based on the level and type of exposure to Apple products.

Decreased Motor Cortex Stimulation: Prolonged usage of Apple's touch screen technology will result in the degeneration of the motor cortex. Resulting in a loss of fine motor skills and overall finger dexterity needed to finely manipulate items. Items such as a keyboard.

Appsosis: A debilitating mental illness brought about by chronic exposure to the Apple iPhone's third party applications causes dementia and neurosis among patients overly engrossed into their recently purchased "app".

I-Form Dyslexia: A learning disability that stems from habitual usage of Apple's "i" products i.e "iPod", "iPhone", "iMovie". Patients begin to refer to objects with the prefix lowercase "i". Referring to a pet dog as "iDog" or a friend as an "iFriend" is a sign of I-Form Dyslexia

Jim: Hey Sarah how are you doing today?

Sarah: *In profound vegetative state*

Jim: Sarah please stop using your iPhone, Please! Your family needs you...

Sarah: *In profound vegetative state*

Doctor: I'm sorry Jim but she's suffering from late stage applectomy. Her brain has atrophied from prolonged use of her iPhone.

Jim: God no....

applectomy by Define Me! March 21, 2009

AppleClock 

The animator of the Clockcrew

Apple is a good animator.

AppleClock by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

applegoose 

a legendary bird said to have wiped out the spartans

my uncle who is a spartan was killed by an applegoose

applegoose by justin khos August 10, 2007

appleloli

A word used to describe somebody who decides to use there nutsack to masturbate. Instead of stroking their penis they will rub their nuts on the first thing they see, usually somebody underage.

John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.

Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.

appleloli by Toll September 5, 2018