A word used to describe somebody who decides to use there nutsack to masturbate. Instead of stroking their penis they will rub their nuts on the first thing they see, usually somebody underage.
John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.
Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.
Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.
by Toll September 5, 2018
Get the appleloli mug.A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".
After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.
by Snarcitz September 22, 2012
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Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.
by Cheena September 26, 2007
Get the Applelonia Smiff mug.Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.
Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.
Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.
Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.
by Gicky May 3, 2010
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After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I decided to join the Applelitionism movement.
by Snarcitz September 22, 2012
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"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"
by Frank Film January 12, 2008
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"yeah! they're the loveliest person to exist I hear!😱😱😱"
"yeah! they're the loveliest person to exist I hear!😱😱😱"
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