appleloli

A word used to describe somebody who decides to use there nutsack to masturbate. Instead of stroking their penis they will rub their nuts on the first thing they see, usually somebody underage.

John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.

Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.

appleloli by Toll September 5, 2018

Applelitionist 

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".

After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.

Applelitionist by Snarcitz September 22, 2012

Applelonia Smiff 

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

Applelonia Smiff by Cheena September 26, 2007

Appleholic 

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.

Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.

Appleholic by Gicky May 3, 2010

Applelitionism 

The movement that favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".

After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I decided to join the Applelitionism movement.

Applelitionism by Snarcitz September 22, 2012

applesolesence 

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.

"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"

applesolesence by Frank Film January 12, 2008

appleslicesb 

the prettiest, loveliest, and most beautiful person in the whole universe 😩😩<333

"have you heard of appleslicesb aka Isabella? 😱😱"

"yeah! they're the loveliest person to exist I hear!😱😱😱"

appleslicesb by robin <3 August 31, 2021