a halloween based fetish involving making holes in various fruit, msinly applss, in order to insert an erect phallus. Can be given out to unsuspecting trick or treaters cunningly filled with sweets.
"Trick or treat"
"Have some of me applegouge"
"Thanks very muchMr"
"He he he"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.