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applegouge 

a halloween based fetish involving making holes in various fruit, msinly applss, in order to insert an erect phallus. Can be given out to unsuspecting trick or treaters cunningly filled with sweets.
"Trick or treat"
"Have some of me applegouge"
"Thanks very much Mr"
"He he he"
applegouge by GobblesDURRR November 6, 2006
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applegoogoo 

a wide if not apple shaped female ass.
damn get a look at the applegoogoo on that Slambot.
applegoogoo by Slambot-Liquorhed January 2, 2011

Applegode 

The pimples and blemishes that form on one's neck after shaving.
I have a bad applegode under my jawline from shaving this morning.
Applegode by Texafornia March 9, 2009

apologoose 

When you want to say apologize but you are retarded.
"I wanted to apologoose for stealing your crayons and eating them..."
"Its okay, I know you have mental problems."
apologoose by Kestop June 15, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026