apple anus 

When the likeness of a whole roast pig is painted on someone's body in such a way that their anus acts as the rosy red apple wedged in said pig's mouth.

Rob asked me to do a joint costume for Halloween this year. I wanted to be a hula girl, so he went as apple anus. The party was great until someone stabbed him. He was delicious.

apple anus by happybirthdayXXX January 19, 2009

anus apple 

Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)

Shut up! You're such an anus apple!

anus apple by Jimbob April 17, 2004

Appleause 

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release

There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.

Appleause by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011

Appleanus 

The little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. When you bite the doughnut, the "appleanus" swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.

Hey, Parker! You've leaked some fruit filling from your Appleanus!
Where, Topher??
It's on your chin.
Yummmm.

Appleanus by ChristopherCeilidh December 7, 2010