pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'
that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!
by jimbob November 17, 2003

by Jimbob October 07, 2004

A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE
see PAIN TRAIN
ie HARDCORE
see PAIN TRAIN
by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.
1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"
"Ask Fatlock"
2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."
"nNice going, Fatlock"
"Ask Fatlock"
2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."
"nNice going, Fatlock"
by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

by JimBob December 25, 2003

by Jimbob October 31, 2003

A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.
by JimBob December 25, 2003
