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Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
by jimbob September 20, 2003
mugGet the Part-time back syndromemug.

strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high
by Jimbob January 9, 2005
mugGet the strata coastermug.

obalay

when attempting to breakdance in front of people, this can be yelled out suddenly/randomly to get everyone's attention.

can also add "west-punjab" at the end of routine
breaking breakdancer: check out my dance moves *dance* *dance* *dance* OBALAY!!!
by jimbob February 15, 2003
mugGet the obalaymug.

koskesh

One who owns ho's. A ho regulator. Literally a pussy puller.
Also a derogatory word meaning pimp
did you see that koskesh pimp slap that gende?
by jimbob December 26, 2003
mugGet the koskeshmug.

Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor racing. First began in 1950 at Silverstone England. Great racers: Fangio 5 championships, Prost 4 championships Senna 3 Championships. and now Schumacher who has 7. Open wheel racing, akin to the IRL, but they also turn right. Race once a year at the Indy 500 backwards.
- Schumacher has won again, his 83 F1 victory.
- Oh cobblers
by Jimbob March 18, 2005
mugGet the Formula 1mug.

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.
1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"
by JIMBOB January 22, 2004
mugGet the FATLOCKmug.

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.
1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.
by Jimbob December 11, 2003
mugGet the titsmug.

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