Jimbob's definitions

minge

a big hairy hole we all pass on the way to the light. also known as : bearded axe wound, flangita, pussy, cunt, ewoks nest

your mums got a saggy minge

by jimbob April 17, 2004

Homsar

Acronym for Home Of My Stories and Rants, or www.homsar.com

by JimBob May 1, 2003

diti muff

an EXTREMELY hairy cunt or beaver. so hairy that it seems to defy the laws of physics. this term cannot be used loosely.

omfg did u see the diti muff on that heffer?

by jimbob February 15, 2003

spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.

hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.

by jimbob April 23, 2004

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

by jimbob February 15, 2003

hot karl

see hirby

i gave a hot karl to hirby

by jimbob February 15, 2003

tl:dr

Forum lingo for "Too long: didn't read."

Post: "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah."

Reply: "tl:dr"

by Jimbob October 12, 2004