antiquer

one who antiques sum1 by throwing a handful of flour in their face while theyre sleeping

oo i antiqued him got em da

by reno April 20, 2005

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017

antique teenager

A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager

Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.

Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager

Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.

by Beansy June 22, 2017

antique farm equipment

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".

Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."

by maks May 20, 2004

Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019

Antiques Roadblow

A classy, rare, one of a kind blowjob much like an item that would be found on Antiques Roadshow. It is the 15th century Ming Dynasty vase of blowjobs in its one of a kind nature and value. Also, a blowjob from an elderly woman.

I was at the governor's ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female assistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor's private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an Antiques Roadblow. There was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real classy.

Also,

Rick: I was at the library of congress last week
Sal: Yeah, how the fuck was that?
Rick: Pretty fuckin' good, the hot librarian took me to the Antiques Roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
Sal: Revolutionary war-themed. That's sounds like a pretty fuckin' classy Antiques Roadblow

by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010

antiqued

Getting beat up with flour.

Joe got antiqued yesterday.

by k-dizzle February 22, 2004