anticipoops

the feeling of having to poo or the feeling of diarrhea leading up to and following of calling your dealer

I just called John and ordered a ball. I have to use the bathroom like NOW. I've got the worst anticipoops!

by daddy2450 October 4, 2022

anticipoops

Devastation from anticipation.

The devastating feeling to poop suddenly, urgently, and greatly from excitement or anticipation.

Bman got anticipoops from thinking & knowing what the first taste of that appetizer was going to be like.

by Bman Giles April 21, 2021

Anticipootion

The need to defecate when cocaine is present, or about to be consumed.

When Eric brought coke to the party last night, suddenly there were scores of people suffering from anticipootion.

by GrenadeWhistle February 22, 2011

Anticipoo

That urgent need to evacuate your insides before an interview, big night out or dropping a whole gary

"I swallowed a bean 5 minutes ago and need to run off for an anticipoo"

by bcmcd November 22, 2015

Anticipoo

When someone mentions cocaine and everyone suddenly has to poo

Hey guys let's go do some rippys. Ok, just wait for me I've got the anticipoos. Ha so do I!

by Mandrayze December 25, 2016

Anticipooption

When you have to shit, badly, and the urge gets stronger the closer you get to the toilet. The urge becomes nigh unbearable when you are right about to mount the pedestal, and often leads to shitting midair -- which is known as "death from above," or DFA.

Matt: "Bros, I was in the plant at work and my stomach made this crazy noise, and I knew I was gonna shit my face off. I had to walk like half a block to the john, the anticipooption almost got me."

Dan: "Yeah, I had that shit a few days ago from Jewel chicken. Waddled to the bathroom, and I thought I'd get away with a DFA... But that anticipooption got me. Muddbutt city, man."

Bryan - "You guys are gross."

by Dothehumptyhump September 3, 2016

antisipoop

A word used to describe the feelings of anticipation and the urge of pooping simotanisiously , enevidbly leading up to the event of picking up a substance called Benzocaine commonly cut with cocain. This feeling can only be felt by the customers of this product.

" hey Lilo "!! Said stitch , as he went and got this product ... I already have the antisipoops, would you hurry home before I poop ...

by Wolfeinsteinsneeds October 31, 2017