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Anticipoo 

When someone mentions cocaine and everyone suddenly has to poo
Hey guys let's go do some rippys. Ok, just wait for me I've got the anticipoos. Ha so do I!
Anticipoo by Mandrayze December 25, 2016

anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."
"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."
anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

Anticipiss 

The feeling one gets that one must urinate, starting very weakly yet increasing tremendously the nearer one approaches a bathroom, usually experienced when in one's car: the nearer one's driveway, the more urgent, and the nearer the bathroom, more urgent still.
My anticipiss is so strong that I'm not sure I can make it since I'm not wearing Depends.
Anticipiss by Art Scotti May 15, 2015

antipoon 

A guy who, if seen with him, will turn your chances of getting any action to zero.
"Hey, what's up? Did you get with Trisa last night?"

"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"
antipoon by Streit October 3, 2007

Anticipootion 

The need to defecate when cocaine is present, or about to be consumed.
When Eric brought coke to the party last night, suddenly there were scores of people suffering from anticipootion.
Anticipootion by GrenadeWhistle February 22, 2011

anticipashit 

An unplanned bowel movement experienced shortly after contacting your narcotics dealer for cocaine.
"I just phoned Mike, and now I have to go for an anticipashit."
anticipashit by lexcomplex May 29, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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