Anticipoo

That urgent need to evacuate your insides before an interview, big night out or dropping a whole gary

"I swallowed a bean 5 minutes ago and need to run off for an anticipoo"

by bcmcd November 22, 2015

Anticipoo

When someone mentions cocaine and everyone suddenly has to poo

Hey guys let's go do some rippys. Ok, just wait for me I've got the anticipoos. Ha so do I!

by Mandrayze December 25, 2016

anticiperection

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."

"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."

by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

Anticipiss

The feeling one gets that one must urinate, starting very weakly yet increasing tremendously the nearer one approaches a bathroom, usually experienced when in one's car: the nearer one's driveway, the more urgent, and the nearer the bathroom, more urgent still.

My anticipiss is so strong that I'm not sure I can make it since I'm not wearing Depends.

by Art Scotti May 15, 2015

antipoon

A guy who, if seen with him, will turn your chances of getting any action to zero.

"Hey, what's up? Did you get with Trisa last night?"

"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"

by Streit October 3, 2007

Anticipootion

The need to defecate when cocaine is present, or about to be consumed.

When Eric brought coke to the party last night, suddenly there were scores of people suffering from anticipootion.

by GrenadeWhistle February 22, 2011

anticipashit

An unplanned bowel movement experienced shortly after contacting your narcotics dealer for cocaine.

"I just phoned Mike, and now I have to go for an anticipashit."

by lexcomplex May 29, 2009