Anticipooption

When you have to shit, badly, and the urge gets stronger the closer you get to the toilet. The urge becomes nigh unbearable when you are right about to mount the pedestal, and often leads to shitting midair -- which is known as "death from above," or DFA.

Matt: "Bros, I was in the plant at work and my stomach made this crazy noise, and I knew I was gonna shit my face off. I had to walk like half a block to the john, the anticipooption almost got me."

Dan: "Yeah, I had that shit a few days ago from Jewel chicken. Waddled to the bathroom, and I thought I'd get away with a DFA... But that anticipooption got me. Muddbutt city, man."

Bryan - "You guys are gross."

Anticipooption by Dothehumptyhump September 3, 2016

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Anticipootion

The need to defecate when cocaine is present, or about to be consumed.

When Eric brought coke to the party last night, suddenly there were scores of people suffering from anticipootion.

Anticipootion by GrenadeWhistle February 22, 2011

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bullshot

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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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