Definitions by Me47

ripped jeans

Jeans that are oximoronically(new word?) pre-ripped. Basically poser teenagers buy these for extremely high prices so they can look cool, tough, and weathered.

Real Ripped Jeans:
Hey look, that guy has a pair of work pants with holes in them. He must be pretty hard working.

Fake:
Wow, that guy is a fuckin' poser.

ripped jeans by Me47 May 9, 2011

answers in genesis 

A bunch of people who dogmatically hold the Bible as inerrant and litteral, and bend all facts to suit that purpose.

Let's go look for an institution with bad science! How about Answers in Genesis?

answers in genesis by Me47 January 10, 2011

911 

The 'oh shit' button.

I just killed my girlfriend!! Imma call 911!

911 by Me47 June 14, 2010

Parents 

The beings who genuinely think that if they ever let up on discipline the slightest, you'll become a hobo living out of a car you stole.

My parents are shouting at me for smiling at them.

Parents by Me47 June 14, 2010

KWA 

An airsoft gun company; about the only one in America.

I just bought a KWA m4!

KWA by Me47 June 7, 2010

21 Guns 

On of the worse, yet more popular, songs from Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown.

I like the song 21 Guns

21 Guns by Me47 June 6, 2010