Gentleman 1: Hey man, have you and Julia bonked yet?

Gentleman 2 : Last night was the night! And man, she is such an angel fish! I couldn't stop eating her out, she came three times on my tongue!

Gentleman 1 : And then?

Gentleman 2 : Well, we figured my tongue needed a rest, so she let me my cock take over the action.

Angel Fish by The Sage Of Suave February 15, 2014

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[Angel-Bro]

Angel-Bro
Is a homey, friend, Family member, someone that you loved very dearly that has passed away; someone who leaves you with super memories.

Slick: I am truly going to miss Shooby especially all the great memories growing up,
Brian: Yeah he was Really solid,
Slick: A real Angel-Bro with a Wonderful heart; R.I.P to our brother.

BY: SeanDYMillyentei

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Paper Angel

A con artist. A person that looks for people down on their luck, offers them help, and then seeks to control them. Much like a paper tiger appears scary at first but is merely an illusion of ferocity, a paper angel appears helpful at first, but is actually an illusion of assistance. A paper angel will lie and abuse it's victim to coerce control over them.

That nigerian prince email looks like a good opportunity, but be careful it's not just a paper angel

Paper Angel by Elementalgrrl October 10, 2018

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guardian angel

An Angel in Heaven/The Other Side who ensures that you're safe. Everyone has at least 2 of them. They can also be family members or pets in Heaven/The Other Side.

Thank the Creator for all the help from my guardian angel. I just Know my Mom is 1 of my guardian angels. I take lots of risks so I need lots of guardian angels.

guardian angel by Starchylde June 21, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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