Let's not and say we did 

An old phrase which reentered popular culture in the early 90s after being used in The Simpsons by the character Ned Flanders. It subsequently became a minor catch phrase of his, used in some Simpsons merchandise.

It means exactly what it says (the "say we did" part may or may not be sarcastic) but is often said in a patronizing tone or otherwise as a witty remark in a variety of situations.

Girlfriend: Hey we should go ballroom dancing sometime it looks like fun!
Bloke: Uh let's not and say we did...

Pissed Dude (Getting Carried Away): Huh that 60 year old barmaid looks like such a slut. I bet you could pull her. Infact I bet we could be fucking her from both ends at the same time before the night's out haha, that's how much of a desperate slut she is.
Other Guy: Haha yea but let's not and say we did!
Pissed Dude: Hah damn right

Let's not and say we did by Bzz^ May 5, 2009

let's not and say we did 

Taken from the cartoon Ed, Edd and Eddy. Let's not and say we did, is a way of saying NO! to someone. Usually, the person's first name will be added to the end of the sentence.

*ed has just swallowed the video camera and Edd had retrieved it from his stomach*
Ed: I can't wait to see that on video double d.
Edd: let's not and say we did ed!

Steve: hey tom let's go and dive into that bucket of cement.
Tom: Let's not and say we did Steve!

let's not and say we did by Tom "kei-Kun" Sadler November 15, 2005

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit 

"I'm gay!"

Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit by Lol faggot piece of shit July 15, 2017

Lets not, and say we did 

when someone asks u 2 do something u rle cant b fukd 2 do, just give them this reply... (see example)

CHAV-FRIEND:... Arrr m8 lets smash up that paki shop init bruv!!

MY-CHAVY-SELF:... Lets not, and say we did!!

ENJOY!!

Lets not, and say we did by dan ste August 15, 2006

And say 

Kind of a filler term similar to "da kine" in hawaiian pidgin. An affirmation of sorts.

Person 1: didja go to the store for some "loosies"yet? Person 2:

. And say!

And say by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021

get b and say t 

To get very fucked up at the club and then bring a girl home to fuck her.

Yeah bro let’s go get B and say T tonight!

get b and say t by Holyxkt February 4, 2020