It is a cross between anal-retentive and professional. It is when someone takes the notion of being "professional" to such an extreme that it becomes a hindrance and makes them look like a total douche.

"Why does Chris want me to rewrite that memo again? He is so analessional, I already rewrote it five times."

Analessional by kevlar0076 August 27, 2009

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Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

Analness by Mpix July 1, 2020

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Analness

Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)

The bed sheets are stained because of my analness.

Analness by JK McLoven September 10, 2021

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Analessa

Analessa is such a BEAUTIFUL girl. She is very funny and caring. She can be goofy and she’s a good friend/lover. She cares about people and gives them all her love. She’s the most realest. Don’t lose your Analessa

“i found my Analessa”

Analessa by camila.224 October 8, 2023

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