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Analness 

the act of being anal
Other than your analness of being on time. . .
Analness by P-Town Girl January 18, 2008

Analness 

The action of being anal.
Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.
Analness by Mpix July 1, 2020

Analness 

Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)
The bed sheets are stained because of my analness.
Analness by JK McLoven September 10, 2021

analnesia 

When you wake up in the morning after a rough night of drinking and realize you had anal sex the night before. But you can't remember the action or how it happened.
Damn, I must have gotten analnesia because I don't remember that butt sex at all.
analnesia by MissTish1114 February 18, 2009

Analessional 

It is a cross between anal-retentive and professional. It is when someone takes the notion of being "professional" to such an extreme that it becomes a hindrance and makes them look like a total douche.
"Why does Chris want me to rewrite that memo again? He is so analessional, I already rewrote it five times."
Analessional by kevlar0076 August 27, 2009

analless 

The act of not having anal sex involved in your life in any way.
yeah, only the rest of my analless life
analless by cruz'ncapnhook October 31, 2009
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