analitiy

The act of having anal sex the the same gender.

Analitiy is wrong

by Sage...gag October 25, 2022

scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

Anality

A rejected Mortal Kombat finisher for Male characters. When performed the fighter would perform anal sex on the opponent and each time they stroke blood would come out till they exploded. If this finisher is done in Goro's Lair there would a funny scene in which the opponent drops the soap. This had many variants like for example the finisher Babality-Anality where the fighter would transform the opponent into a baby and then proceed to perform Anality on the opponent while they are in baby form. One other variant of the move was called the Animality-Anality where the fighter turns into an animal and then performs Anality while the opponent tries to get away and resist Anality, eventually the fighter catches the opponent and performs Anality but instead of the opponent exploding to death, the opponent (with awkwardly positioned legs) tries to walk away but end up having their legs fall off, the fighter (as an animal) sees this and begins walking towards the enemy who is trying to get away and then the screen turns black, blood then splatters all over the screen as painful moaning sounds are made by the opponent.

This finisher is similar to the Sexality finisher.

If Anality is attempted in real life the person receiving Anality would probably lose the ability to walk rather than explode

Meat Wins!
Anality!

by Anality April 4, 2010

Analitis

Inflammation of the anus.

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.

by la the bright man March 20, 2010

Analitical Knowledge

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.

Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016

anality

To split hairs on a topic to the point of being anal.

"Oh man, laaaaag!"
"Dude, your ping's 5ms higher than mine."
"Exactly! That's a huge difference."

by skaet March 11, 2005