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The act of having anal sex the the same gender.
Analitiy is wrong
analitiy by Sage...gag October 25, 2022
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scrotal analitis 

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.
Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.
scrotal analitis by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017
A rejected Mortal Kombat finisher for Male characters. When performed the fighter would perform anal sex on the opponent and each time they stroke blood would come out till they exploded. If this finisher is done in Goro's Lair there would a funny scene in which the opponent drops the soap. This had many variants like for example the finisher Babality-Anality where the fighter would transform the opponent into a baby and then proceed to perform Anality on the opponent while they are in baby form. One other variant of the move was called the Animality-Anality where the fighter turns into an animal and then performs Anality while the opponent tries to get away and resist Anality, eventually the fighter catches the opponent and performs Anality but instead of the opponent exploding to death, the opponent (with awkwardly positioned legs) tries to walk away but end up having their legs fall off, the fighter (as an animal) sees this and begins walking towards the enemy who is trying to get away and then the screen turns black, blood then splatters all over the screen as painful moaning sounds are made by the opponent.

This finisher is similar to the Sexality finisher.

If Anality is attempted in real life the person receiving Anality would probably lose the ability to walk rather than explode
Meat Wins!
Anality!
Anality by Anality April 4, 2010

Analitis 

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.
Analitis by la the bright man March 20, 2010

Analitical Knowledge 

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.
Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

encephalo-analitis 

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!
Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
To split hairs on a topic to the point of being anal.
"Oh man, laaaaag!"
"Dude, your ping's 5ms higher than mine."
"Exactly! That's a huge difference."
anality by skaet March 11, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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