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scrotal analitis 

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.
Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.
scrotal analitis by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017
A rejected Mortal Kombat finisher for Male characters. When performed the fighter would perform anal sex on the opponent and each time they stroke blood would come out till they exploded. If this finisher is done in Goro's Lair there would a funny scene in which the opponent drops the soap. This had many variants like for example the finisher Babality-Anality where the fighter would transform the opponent into a baby and then proceed to perform Anality on the opponent while they are in baby form. One other variant of the move was called the Animality-Anality where the fighter turns into an animal and then performs Anality while the opponent tries to get away and resist Anality, eventually the fighter catches the opponent and performs Anality but instead of the opponent exploding to death, the opponent (with awkwardly positioned legs) tries to walk away but end up having their legs fall off, the fighter (as an animal) sees this and begins walking towards the enemy who is trying to get away and then the screen turns black, blood then splatters all over the screen as painful moaning sounds are made by the opponent.

This finisher is similar to the Sexality finisher.

If Anality is attempted in real life the person receiving Anality would probably lose the ability to walk rather than explode
Meat Wins!
Anality!
Anality by Anality April 4, 2010

Analitis 

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.
Analitis by la the bright man March 20, 2010

Analitical Knowledge 

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.
Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

encephalo-analitis 

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!
Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
To split hairs on a topic to the point of being anal.
"Oh man, laaaaag!"
"Dude, your ping's 5ms higher than mine."
"Exactly! That's a huge difference."
anality by skaet March 11, 2005
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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