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ambidickstrous 

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous 

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand
Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.
ambidickstrous by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

Ambiwankstrous 

This is the abilty to pleasure oneself with the use of both the right, and left hand. This is derived from the latin words " Ambosituos" and " Wank".
p1: 'Im getting bored with my right hand...'
p2: 'Well i never find that, im Ambiwankstrous! '
Ambiwankstrous by Jeffrey Fielder February 23, 2005

Ambiwipestrous 

Being able to comfortably wipe one's booty with both hands.
After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.
Ambiwipestrous by Crunchyness November 2, 2009

Ambiwankstrous 

someone who can jerk off with both hands
hes ambiwankstrous. im impressed.
Ambiwankstrous by niggasense February 27, 2005

ambiwankstrous 

The ability to masturbate or pull the pud just as effectively with either hand
"I write left-handed,play golf right-handed but when it comes to masturbation I'm ambiwankstrous
ambiwankstrous by Uncle Len May 11, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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