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Ambiwanksterous 

When you can fap with either your dominant or non-dominant hand.
Will broke his dominant arm, but luckily for him he was ambiwanksterous.
Ambiwanksterous by Jagerchen July 5, 2018
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Ambiwankstrous 

This is the abilty to pleasure oneself with the use of both the right, and left hand. This is derived from the latin words " Ambosituos" and " Wank".
p1: 'Im getting bored with my right hand...'
p2: 'Well i never find that, im Ambiwankstrous! '
Ambiwankstrous by Jeffrey Fielder February 23, 2005

Ambiwankstrous 

someone who can jerk off with both hands
hes ambiwankstrous. im impressed.
Ambiwankstrous by niggasense February 27, 2005

ambiwankstrous 

The ability to masturbate or pull the pud just as effectively with either hand
"I write left-handed,play golf right-handed but when it comes to masturbation I'm ambiwankstrous
ambiwankstrous by Uncle Len May 11, 2004

ambiwankstrous 

when a person has the ability to make himself reach a sexual climax using either of his hands.

my friend made this word up.. I think hes nuts...
I am ambiwankstrous so if one wrist is too sore, I can just change over.
ambiwankstrous by Sir_FireStorm June 26, 2004

Ambiwankerous 

A talented masturbator who is able to use the right and left hands equally well while rubbing one out or flicking the bean.
As a teenager, Roger quickly learned he was ambiwankerous. He was able to toss off with no proclivity for either hand.

Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.
Ambiwankerous by Dick Onchin November 18, 2021

Ambiwankstrous 

The ability to use both hands to wank with equal facility
Man 1. Did you know that I'm ambiwankstrous?

Man 2. What does that mean you chuffer?

Man 1. It means I can choke the chicken with both hands equally well
Ambiwankstrous by john1million October 25, 2011
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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