A sweet, self proclaimed "loner" who has no problem telling just what she thinks of your pathetic self. A great friend to have or an aweful enemmy. If you hurt her or attempt to her sometimes blond friend Erica will KILL YOU!!!
A JJ is a guy who is slick like oil.
A Ambie is a girl who is as pure as spring water --Put together they become the first type of Oil & Water that can actually mix together.
"Hey Greg, Did you hear they created JJ & Ambie as a replacement for gas? Putting them together they'll burn forever!"
I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!
Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.