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An ambidextrous person. Obviously, short for "AMBIdextrous".
I'm so lucky. I'm an ambie. I can use both my hands equally.
Ambie by Mimzyyyyyyy January 12, 2010
A sweet, self proclaimed "loner" who has no problem telling just what she thinks of your pathetic self. A great friend to have or an aweful enemmy. If you hurt her or attempt to her sometimes blond friend Erica will KILL YOU!!!
Doug: I am sooooo hot!
Ambie: "You are soooo not!"
Ambie by Moo_E December 28, 2005

JJ & Ambie 

JJ & Ambie

A JJ is a guy who is slick like oil.
A Ambie is a girl who is as pure as spring water --Put together they become the first type of Oil & Water that can actually mix together.
"Hey Greg, Did you hear they created JJ & Ambie as a replacement for gas? Putting them together they'll burn forever!"
JJ & Ambie by JJ💔LOVE May 22, 2022

Pulling an Ambie 

When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.
I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!

Amber Turd 

Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
Amber Turd by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022

Amber Turd 

Taking a huge shit on your partners side of the bed and leaving it for them to discover after an argument.
"I left him an Amber Turd this morning after he called me a bitch"

"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"
Amber Turd by Smackmesoftly April 23, 2022