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Ambien Sex 

Incredible sex ten to fifteen minutes after taking the sleeping pill ambien.
After taking ambien, the taker gets incredibly horny and has uninhibited ambien sex. The taker of the pill will completely forget the sex the next morning. The recipient of the ambien sex will reap the benefits of this side effect.
Ambien Sex by Ambien Girl December 29, 2008
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Ambien Sex 

When one can't come up with a good excuse for cheating on their spouse or significiant other.
"You rotten, no good, lying, cheating son of a blankity blank."

"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."
Ambien Sex by pinnacle899 March 26, 2010

Ambien Sex 

1. Taking Ambien before sex to forget who you were with the next day.
2. The excuse Tiger Woods used with his wife for cheating.
Ambien Sex. eg. Waking up next to Tiger Woods with you ass hurting and seeing that he has a big smile on his face, and a empty bottle of Ambien in your hand.
Ambien Sex by JohnnyTwoshoes31 August 18, 2010

ambiendextrous 

able to function well with difficult mental or physical tasks while very sleepy.

Ambien (sleeping medication)+dexterous(skillful)
Wow, you are ambiendextrous to be able to parallel park that school bus on three hours of sleep without hitting anything!
ambiendextrous by whimsical_icicle October 27, 2010
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