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ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

ambitexterous

The ability to easily and effectively text message on two cell phones with different keyboards, normal and the Qwerty.
"Kendra showed off her ambitexterous abilities texting away on both her work and private cell phones simultaneously."
ambitexterous by angavin February 15, 2010

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.
"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"
Ambidextrous by Mark November 10, 2003

Ambidextrous

To be a complete BA and be able to use both hand with equal persicion. If you're ambidextrous, you are one BA person. Rock on.
Woah dude! You're ambidextrous! Sweeeet!
Ambidextrous by ambidextrousBA July 19, 2011