amateurz 

pro guy who makes pro hacks in pro game called pro growtopia and pro makes pro hack called pro project pro autism

guy1: hey i wanna buy project autism
amateurz: ok how you pay
guy1: but i need fixed files first
ama: you dont need any fixed files
amateurz: so how you pay
guy1: i already said,first fixed then project autism then money + 1$ donation so its 21$
ama: you dont fucking need fixed files
ama: fucking autist
guy1: wow you are untrusted now
ama: infact u were scamming with ur shit site pornhub.com
ama: me gonna take it down
guy1: haha,kid,what are you going to use?loic or hoic?
ama: your site is down noob
guy1: no i go report local niggerian police
guy1: bye i block you

amateurz by some retarded noob July 11, 2017

amateur night in dixie 

When something is particularly poorly organised or just incompetent , one way of describing it is " Amateur Night in Dixie"

It's like Amateur Night in Dixie out there!

amateur night in dixie by W. Smithers June 15, 2011

Amateur virgin 

Someone who has only ever had sex with prostitutes/hookers ... basically anyone who's only ever gotten laid because they paid for it

"I heard Brian was an amateur virgin"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"

Amateur virgin by killuhkill May 26, 2015

Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.

My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?

Amateur Hour by JakeStar September 2, 2005

amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

amateur porn by suckatwork November 13, 2007

Amateurity 

A psychological condition widely contracted by new musicians on MySpace, with the "artist" believing that the adulation they receive on their page (from family, friends, and lonely people, and common for anyone who posts anything resembling noise on MySpace), having determined that they now have "arrived" or have "made-it."

Amateurity symptons include: (1) The artist referring to anyone who stumbles on their page as their "fan"; (2) The artist posting a blog that says "I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you as I've been so busy (selling out stadiums and signing autographs, no doubt); (3) The artist referring to their page, written boldly across the top, as "The Official" Brittany Fartkowski Page (Is this the real Brittany Fartkowski or a different one?).

Amateurity by Enough Blubba August 10, 2009

amateur gynecologist 

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...

While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

amateur gynecologist by sheila in the car January 23, 2010