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Afraction 

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass
She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her
Afraction by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Abracanobra 

What a magician says to get a girl to go shirtless.
I said abracanobra and suddenly she was naked in my bed
Abracanobra by bedoflies April 21, 2021

Alpacanap 

When you steal an Alpaca it's alpaca-nap.
Police: Oh, hello mads you're under arrest for alpacanap.

Mads: but the alpaca is fluffy :'(
Alpacanap by Themadmorris October 21, 2019

alpacadectomy

a complicated surgery involving the swapping of human organs for more stomachs and saliva glands and multiple sets of eyelids of the vicugna pacos. Side effects include an increased appetite for vegetation, neck problems, and irritability leading to spitting.
After undergoing an alpacadectomy Kyle just couldn't stop eating the lawn and spitting at us!

Baby Alpacas 

1. vodka Happy juice for fun people

2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka
Please bring more baby Alpacas!

Are you Alpaca'n?
Baby Alpacas by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019

🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙 

The ‘Alpaca of Agreement’ is an emoji used to convey agreement or acceptance over digital communication mediums. Emojis such as the ‘thumbs up’ are overused, and the ‘fist bump’ can be misinterpreted as a desire to inflict bodily harm upon the recipient. The Alpaca of Agreement was born out of society’s overwhelming desire to find a better way to express agreement digitally.

Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.

The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal
Appropriate Use Cases for 🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙

-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
—🦙

-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
—🦙

-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?

—🦙

-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
—🦙