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n. an unstable investment or cryptocurrency asset which has not produced the results desired or behaves accordingly. A bunk coin or investment; a rugpull or investor exit strategy leaving you with little to nothing in the end; anything that the market does in chaos or loss based on unreasonable movements . a market decision that is bold and uncanny resulting in a loss or gain based on chaos.
When Johnny's bitcoin investment dropped sharply against the future prediction of growth, his friend asked him are you sure you didnt' buy a goatcoin?!

I was trading well when someone must of bought some goatcoins to put on the market because now i am not doing so well.

I woke up to find my investments had been rug pulled and left me with only goatcoins!

I was aiming to get into the market at this spot going up, just hope it isn't a goatcoin that will crash soon after.
by Businessman goat May 24, 2021
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a complicated surgery involving the swapping of human organs for more stomachs and saliva glands and multiple sets of eyelids of the vicugna pacos. Side effects include an increased appetite for vegetation, neck problems, and irritability leading to spitting.
After undergoing an alpacadectomy Kyle just couldn't stop eating the lawn and spitting at us!
by Businessman goat June 23, 2018
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